Dan's Site

The camera loves me.

Where the toys can break your leg, and things from the supermarket are used in odd ways.

Those wacky quacks can't keep their censorious hands off me! Read about ANOTHER legal threat here!

I got censored! TWICE! It was fun! Read all about it here and here!

Find lots more of my writing at www.dansdata.com!

My day job is tedious IT journalism. But you don't want to know about that. Read about My Clash With The Quacks! Read it before it's censored - again!

And here are some other things to tickle your... whatever. Don't tell me. I don't want to know.

	Huge stupid radio controlled things - you don't buy these suckers at K-Mart.
	Amateur pyrotechnics - Look Ma, no eyebrows!
	Nitrous oxide - I suck laughing gas, and I don't care who knows.
	Offensive mottoes - The easy way to show the world that you agree with me!
	Tom - Australia's finest lapwarmer. On the subject, here's a reason to keep your cat in at night.