Executive Summary of Harmonic's Claims

That Harmonic Energy Products' electrical equipment works by "non-Hertzian frequencies", which is nonsense.
That one object, plugged into a wall socket, mysteriously eliminates harmful radiation throughout a building.
That this same object increases the electrical efficiency of things plugged into it.
That electrical safety approval denotes efficacy of a voodoo therapeutic product.
That the "Listen System" or any similar electrodiagnostic device is medically useful in any way.
That plastic is surrounded by evil electro-somethingorother fields.
That positive ion emitters, like computer monitors, can be plugged into a magic gizmo and start emitting negative ions.
That live blood analysis is good for something.
That Harmonic Products' wares are not promoted as therapeutic, when it seems clear to me that they are.
That insulation reduces electromagnetic fields around a conductor.
That small pieces of purple aluminium are in touch with God and know when you're doing evil, and also do everything a pyramid has ever been alleged to.